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31 Jul

A Confused Soul Wants to Know

"If I masturbate to Jack Bauer torturing a doubtful, does that skedaddle me gay?"

No, it's not an itching, vehement dispute emailed in the dead of night to Dan unmerciful.

It's one of many helpful suggestions from posters terminated at John Cole's Balloon Juice because of questions that creme de la creme reactionary bloggers authority put to Republican candidates who are a-feared of being interrogated and upstaged by a YouTube snowman.

That's not the most translucent precis I've ever provided but if you read Cole's ambush-up and his readers grasp-entirely, you'll be gifted to follow the "into done with-pursuit," to viewers of HBO's John from Cincinnati, who are compelled to consult Tarot cards.

Other proposed softballs for the stalwart men in blue suits:

"Hugh Hewitt:


Mayor Guiliani, unlike most of your fellow candidates you be subjected to achieved a major adept success – your brilliant campaign against the New York squegee men and panhandlers who once threatened that great borough with a Caliphate of hassling. How would you glue the lessons learned to the war against terror?

...

Glenn Beck:

Governor Romney, Mormons believe in polygamy. Muslims believe in polygamy. What assurances can you give us that, if you are elected, you won’t sweat on al Qaeda?

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Newt Gingrich (via Tom poke’s blog):

Which song of you Pygmies shawl my Zulu shield?


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